LEMMY!! Where dat boy gone now? LENNEH!! Izzat you??

No, see, the butt of a sunfish is not confusing at all. There’s a fin. It makes sense. But the Sharpedo’s body just comes to an abrupt end like it’s just the disembodied head of a shark. So I needed to see what’s going on there.
Turns out, there’s a yellow star on it’s bum. And now that I know the answer... I’m filled…

You didn’t read the article, did you?

Had to google that, annnnnd...
Yes, actually, that’s exactly what I mean.

I also had to google “sharpedo butt” because I thought the creature’s anatomy was confusing. So now I know:

And that makes it BETTER?

No, you read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

In other words, this is the exact point where the Pokémon series jumped the shark.

Wait. These are ACTUAL, OFFICIAL pokémon??

One thing you gotta remember when looking at pictures like these is that most of these animals don’t actually look like this when they’re in their natural habitat. Their biology has adapted to a high pressure environment. And when you take them out of the water that pressure drops dramatically, causing their bodies to…

FUCK THIS MOVIE!
There. Now I just want to get the fuck out of here.
*close tab*

I think we probably shouldn’t look at her age too much as an indicator of who she might be playing. I mean, Brie Larson is kinda young to play Captain Marvel. She’s 28. Carol Danvers has to be in the mid-to-late 30's. And then there’s also the fact that Robert Downey Jr. is in his early 50's, and Tony Stark is at…

This is when we all realize that Minecraft is a post-apocalyptic game, and this is how it all starts. The Minecraftocalypse... The Minecraftening?

Sif is also just a name.
Like “Jane” or “Karen”.

Yeah. Considering that Sif’s name is Sif, I’m fairly certain it’s not a “he”.

I get the feeling that you don’t understand DLC or Dan.

Somebody tweet @ me when this thing moves on to Shy Guysette.

Hi.

It’s called suicide.

Come on, 1993 was only 25 years ago. Might as well been last week.

Drake.