Oh, trust me, I’m well aware of how time flies.
I’m a bit of a hobbyist video game historian. And I keep track of time with video game release dates.

Jesus.
Imagine raising a child who has killed your other child.
Imagine growing up knowing that you killed your own sibling.

Yeah. I mean, I’m 32 and nowhere near ready to be called a “crone”.

Yep. I’m veritably losing my mind here.

Oh, Bob.

I’m not a “he”.
Gaming is not just for dudes.

I don’t think we’re talking about the same dragon.

Wait. The EVERLASTING DRAGON has a falling animation?

IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO SCIENCE, DO IT PROPERLY!

I would like to add that even if all of these muppets were using the same sized rackets, their height measurements would still be off, because we’re not taking into account the racket’s angle in relation to the camera in each image. We’re not seeing these rackets directly from the side which means that perspective…

You catch on quick, my friend.

so let’s say for the sake of simplification that everyone is using a 28-inch racket

Hold your face close to your keyboard, so I can see it.
And let me look you in the eyeballs.

You see a mecha game controller, I see a Dark Souls controller.

That’s not cosplay. That’s the ACTUAL Soundwave!
END IS NIGH! The Decepticons are here!

I feel real dumb.

An unfinished game built from ARMA II is getting the snot kicked out of it by an actual finished game that was not built from ARMA II?

I’ve put both Geralt and Kratos in the same category of not even remotely interesting video game characters.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=edgelord

He put a shirt on that morning and it just exploded off of his body.