My ORIGINAL comment was:
“I would kill to have this on the PlayStation 4.”
My ORIGINAL comment was:
“I would kill to have this on the PlayStation 4.”
Yeah well I didn’t come here to ask anyone’s opinion about my goddamned gaming hardware preferences. I simply stated that I’d love to have this on the PlayStation 4. But here we are. So let’s have a debate.
No seriously. Humor me. Tell me why on earth would I want to play anything on a PC when I specifically quit being a PC gamer because I hated having to play on a PC.
Why on earth would I want to play anything on a PC?
I would kill to have this on the PlayStation 4.
Yeah. I mean, let’s be clear here... You will likely have to pay for some of the new content. I don’t believe for a second that all of the updates that Monster Hunter World will be getting will be free, like the Deviljho DLC is.
It means they can expand and build upon the existing core components with new features, content and gameplay modes without having to release it as a new, separate game title.
I think Capcom is actually going to stick to the games-as-a-service business model that they adopted with Street Fighter V, where they stopped making “Super”, “Hyper”, and “Ultimate” versions of their games and said:
“Alright. Here’s the new game. It’s the only version of the game you’ll ever have to buy. It’s going to…
Male Hunter:
“I AM FULLY ARMORED!”
Female Hunter:
“YOU CAN CUT MY TORSO IN HALF RIGHT HERE, BASH MY SKULL IN RIGHT HERE, DETACH MY LIMBS RIGHT HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE!”
It’s a funny quirk of the human psyche that we see this, and think it’s ridiculous and absurd... in a game where you can take a sword the size of three full-grown adult human beings to the face of a giant mashup of a pangolin, a dragon and a B-17 “Flying Fortress” bomber plane, and then dress your antropomorphic cat…
As a white person, let me just start my three-party apology letter on behalf of other white people by saying... Waitaminute. I’m not apologizing for these assholes!
Final Fantasy VII and IX remasters were also real fine.
OH!
Sounds like I better dust off my Ghillie Mantle and go on some expeditions then! Gotta start looking for critters that are sitting on the backs of... bigger... critters... Maybe monsters even!
I’m an avid collector of endemic life.
I’ve captured 51 different species, and a total of 815 critters.
I’m 200+ hours into this thing, and I just found a GIANT VIGORWASP.
Did you know there were giant Vigorwasps?
Me neither!
I’d tell you where I found it, but to be honest, I kinda got lost in the Ancient Forest (yes,…
You were a teenage edgelord weeaboo, then?
Me too.
I love Diablos. Diablos is a monster that I absolutely refuse to hunt with other people, because I just enjoy that fight so much. It really feels like that monster’s whole moveset is designed for the purpose of this being a one-on-one fight.
If I’m being perfectly honest I’ve felt a tingling in my netherbits when I’ve seen a shirtless Chris Hemsworth, or a shirtless Idris Elba, or a smiling Chadwick Boseman... And I’ve been, like: “What the hell, netherbits? I thought we’ve tried this enough times to have scientifically proven that it’s not our thing.”
Yeah, I’m neither of those things.
No. Absolutely not.
Most queer people (and probably a good portion of straight people) have felt confused about this stuff at some point in their life. There’s nothing offensive about that. That’s real life.
Um, yeah, homosexual person here.
What the fuck is your problem?