I thought we knew Thor was gonna be in The Avengers: Infinity War WAY BEFORE Marvel even showed that Comic Con footage. How are we so confused about his appearance in that footage now?

Oh hey, me neither.

I come from a country where the majority of people are in the Evangelical Lutheran church. We have a handful of religious crazies who view gay people as sub-human, and are afraid of absolutely everything. Meanwhile the vast majority of people are like:
“Yeah. I don’t even believe in any of that stuff - only reason why…

Wuh... what?

I mean, that’s fine.

I assume the markings on Killmonger’s body have zero to do with how many people he’s killed, and everything to do with the fact that scar tattoos have forever been a huge part of certain African cultures.

I unno, man. I always kinda thought taste was subjective.

Oh, I don’t doubt that.
I wasn’t trying to be succinct at all.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a Nazi swastika, but they look nothing like a Cactuar. Let me make this simple.

The southern tamandua and the giant anteater’s tongues had conical tips that made them look like, well, penises

Yeah! That’s right, fellow Marvel dork! You tell these Overwatch nerds what’s up!

Nah, it’s just that up until now the Japanese have understood that Godzilla is at its best as a man in a rubber suit.

Come on people.

Well, I mean, he’s six years old... How many years of experience in making Snackology reports can he have?

It’s only fair, I mean Hollywood also replaces Asians with white people.

I’m a sucker for stories where a teenage protagonist with a healthy sense of self-irony, an upbeat attitude, and a moral compass carved out of a mountain challenges themselves for the sake of self-improvement.

Flinthook?

Yeah, the Blasphemous guy even has the sword with the thorny vines wrapped around the hilt and the blade.

The “Super-Duper Bad Idea-verse”
The “Spidey Villains VS No One in Particular-verse”
The “Cinematic Universe Where Careers Go To Die”
The “We’re Obviously Playing Games With Marvel-verse”

This: