Hey, my favorite artist just died too.

Because it’s Amadeus Cho, not Bruce Banner.

In Finnish it’s like this:

Rooster: ”Kukkokiekuu”
(Which is funny because the “sound” literally consists of the words “a cock crows”)

Duck: “Kvaak Kvaak”

Cow: “Ammuu” or “Muu”

Pig: “Röh Röh”

Dog: “Hau Hau”

Cat: “Miau” or “Mau”

Chicks dig scars.

As a console gamer, I’ve never pirated a single video game.
I have 200+ games on my shelf and probably another 200 downloaded on my consoles. Paid for every last one of them.

Don’t you think, we could start forgetting a little bit by now?

I think the name “Soma” is a reference to the actual Soma, rather than a fictive drug that was named after the actual Soma.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

This whole thought process took me less than two seconds.
It only looks convoluted when I type it into words.
This was actually a helluva lot quicker than typing “melting poitnt of steel” in the search field and hitting Enter.

Dear Canada

Dear Lapland

Hello, Canada

There’s something else I think needs to be pointed out here.

Am I okay with something like this happening to someone else?
No.

Yeah. And how likely is it that something like that is going to happen to me? Is it as likely, more likely, or less likely than getting ran over by a car while crossing the street?

Man, I am completely, totally, perfectly fine with this.
I’m fine with governments spying my stuff. Even the private stuff. Because I know I’m never going to do anything that they’ll be interested in. I’m never going to do anything in my life that has even the slightest chance of getting me in trouble.

I have diagnosed a fairly large pole up your arse.
There’s no reason to be alarmed, however. It can be removed with a fairly simple procedure. Now, if you would bend over... This will take but a moment.

I’ve seen the film and SPOILERS, he’s not.

I could eat that art.