No, it’s not an alien megastructure. Even if this supposed alien civilization is advanced enough to have the means to build this ludicrous-sized structure in space, they don’t have the impossible amount of materials and resources to build it.

Nnnnnno. That’s not even a little bit what I think.

Yep. That’s definitely what it looks like.

Yes. He went on vacation.
That’s why we removed his name from the game he made. Because he’s on vacation.

The point-and-click adventure-esque intro of these videos always makes me want to play Day of the Tentacle.

I NEED MARVEL SUPERHERO VERSIONS OF THESE. GET SOMEONE ON IT. PRONTO.

No.

Kinda sounds like Helio Gracie could use a good slap in the face. Preferably from a female fighter.

I don’t wish to make light of the fact that a person has been killed and five others have been severely injured. And I don’t wish to ridicule the American culture. So let’s try to forget for a second that this is stand-up comedy... And just listen to the arguments being made here:

Hey, if Bradley Cooper starts showing up in my dreams, I’m cool with that.

Oh, right.

Man, I am not seeing what you’re seeing.

I’m a Marvel chick myself, but when something as big as Jim Gordon replacing Bruce Wayne as Batman happens, I take notice.

Huge fan of the tin foil diaper.

You know what was a really good Peter Pan remake?
- Hook.

Hush... I don’t want to know how you feel about it.
Shh, baby... No words. Only feelings.

I’m usually not one of those people who camps next to bus stop with a cardboard sign that says “THE END IS NIGH!”, preaching the gospel of the impending doom, but... For some reason... Every time I hear we’re getting closer to figuring out what causes homosexuality, I get this fucking dystopian doomsday vision in my…

If I were a betting chick, I’d say there’s a pretty good chance that we’re going to see Kamala Khan join the next chapter of the MCU that comes after the current one has reached its conclusion with the Infinity War. And I’m not just saying this because I think it’d be cool. I’m saying this because I’ve been doing a…

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself :3

Oh, Born Again is also written by Miller?

Mazzuchelli... Hey, I know that guy!