Batman.

I'm a huge Marvel comic book fan, so this isn't about the fact that superhero comics, by nature, are silly. This is about my perception of Batman and Bruce Wayne.

So, let me get this straight...
Bruce Wayne's parents are killed before his very eyes when he's just a young boy — TRAGIC!
Young Bruce then inherits a…

Kadokawa Pictures.

Except Gyaos is not a Toho monster.

Godzilla VS Biollante wasn't a bad Godzilla movie by Godzilla movie standards. Plus, Biollante looks absolutely menacing in its final form. I really dig the design.
However, the idea behind the creature is just dumb.
They create this monster by infusing a rose with Godzilla's DNA. Not to mention the whole thing with…

Suddenly I realize my passwords are secure as heck.

I'll just leave this here.

No, it still sounds ridiculously silly, even within this context.
If she's the female counterpart to a male angel digiminon named Angemon... Shouldn't she just be called Angemon, too?
No, better yet — the male digimon should be called Angemanmon.

Yeah. See, here's the thing:
Most people who download these shows are not from the US where you can see the latest episode of any of these shows just by turning on the TV. There are millions of people outside the US who can't watch the latest episode of Game of Thrones on the telly because their telly is still showing…

Oh. Hey. Wow. You know... Hmm... Yeah, that's weird :'D

Wait... Angewomon?
There's a Digimon named ANGEWOMON?
And I'm assuming it's the angel chick in the screenshots?

New IPs.

Like new IPs.

I really don't see myself buying another Final Fantasy game, ever.
- Final Fantasy XIII was the most demotivational gameplay experience of the decade. And I don't want sequels to the most demotivational gameplay experience of the decade.
- I find Final Fantasy XIV uninteresting because I don't play MMOs... And what the…

I know that. But maybe they should take the people and resources they're using to make Final Fantasy games and start doing something else with them. OR NOT! Maybe, against popular belief, they know exactly what they're doing and Final Fantasy XV will be the best Final Fantasy they've ever made!
... But I'm pretty sure…

Orrrr you could have just said, "I'd be really bummed out if that happened; I've really enjoyed the recent installments in the series."
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'Cause now it kinda sounds like you're the, "ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH DESERVES TO BE KILLED!"-type.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Next year you'll be 27 and you can die like a rock star.
And maybe then Square-Enix can finally move on to other, better things.

Yes! You're the only one! In the world!
In fact, you might be *gasp!* THE CHOSEN ONE!
Quickly, follow me! I'll take you to the King! We haven't a moment to lose

NO FAIR!
Why didn't we get to keep those cool lights!?

Obviously fake and photoshopped.
T-Rex doesn't have hands long enough to stick a comb up his 'fro like that.

Missing or inverted normals.