Well, I'll be go to hell.

Well, sometimes it is.
Some douche tried to run me over on the street and missed by a couple of inches, hitting the wall next to me. So, I decided to ride shotgun in his car. The guy was just a wee bit baffled by this as he couldn't kick me out of his vehicle and he probably understood that had he jumped out, I would…

When I was a child, my favorite food was the blood pancake.
And I still think they're really good.

They're not exactly a popular food where I come from (Finland), because... y'know... Blood. Ew.
However, it doesn't really taste or feel suspicious in your mouth. If you didn't know that you're eating BLOOD PANCAKES, it…

I drink 12-15 cups of coffee every day.
No, seriously. At home I drink my coffee from this huge mug that holds 3 standard cups of coffee. And when I'm at the university, I drink my coffee from a thermos-mug that holds 2 standard cups of coffee. So, if I drink coffee 2-3 times at home and 3 times at the university every…

It doesn't help that some Pokemon, like RedSilkThread's Combusken, look like...well, penises.

Yeah. That's just plain old animal cruelty.

I'm Dobermann-Man.

It sank?

Serious about protecting your lymph nodes (which you have A LOT in your groin area) from radiation that can potentially into a case of total cancer-clusterfuck...
If you meet a person wearing these, chances are you've got reason to find out where you can get your own anti-radiation underwear, ASAP.

Wow, this was so stupid.

Sincerely
Woman

This is, like, the best thing on the internet! :D
Their take on The Walking Dead was really funny too:

I sure hope the concept art piece pic at the top the article isn't what Groot will look like in the movie. That's... that's not Groot.

I AM GROOT:

Yeah, it's a 'shop.
However, this shape absolutely can exist in three dimensional space. The reality of it is just considerably less exciting than it seems. It's not really a structure that doesn't have a beginning or an end - it's an optical illusion.

This one isn't a 'shop:

I didn't post this.
My gawker's been hacked. Again.

EDIT:
Oh wait. Yes I did. A LONG TIME AGO.
I just confused this with another similar article I had seen on io9 just a couple of days ago. An article I didn't comment on.

The move to become a console manufacturer that, unlike the competition, relies almost solely on first-party games.

Mind you that on the business side of things, this wasn't a bad move by Nintendo. It was a risky move, but not a bad one. In fact, it worked brilliantly with the Wii. If I'm not mistaken, the Wii is the highest-selling console of its generation.
So, they took the same risk again with the Wii U and it didn't work this…

Again, you can't blame the third-party developers for this.
They have their hands full just making games and finding the best deals for publishing them. It's the company that makes the console that also manages the third-party deals and release policies. If Nintendo doesn't make their console worthwhile for third-party…

A valid point.
However, Rayman Legends is more in line with Nintendo's own game lineup than Deus Ex: Human Revolution. It makes sense that a game like Rayman Legends is attractive to the majority of the Nintendo audience. But Deus Ex: Human Revolution, being an FPSRPG, doesn't have the same benefit.

The average Wii U…

You know what?
You can call this a "slap in the face to the Wii U owners who were excited for this release", but it's not Eidos' or Square-Enix's fault. It's Nintendo that made a console that isn't attractive to game developers. That's why the Wii U isn't getting third-party exclusives - it's risky. And not just a…

Ah heck, I'm dense. I didn't realize Ununtrium was absent from the table.
As the result of some peculiar thought process, I completely misinterpreted your post :D