I haven't watched TV in 6 years.
I haven't missed watching TV in 6 years.

Yep, that made me feel sick.
The horrible part is that a few months ago, I saw very similar real-life conflict footage from Syria. And this was at my university. We had a war journalist come in to give us a lecture about photojournalism and he showed photos and videos from the Syrian conflict and... There was this…

"The Middle East has been off limits—if not because of the unnecessary controversy of someone calling the game racist, but also because of superpatriots back in America who resent the depiction of current conflicts in an entertainment product."

A non-patriot from Finland here saying that I'm not sure I want the…

You probably wouldn't have a problem with the Xbox One in the first place if you didn't have a problem getting a broadband, would you?

Or are you going to tell me that you've been more excited about Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns than Final Fantasy Versus XIII?
'Cause I'm willing to make a bet that all this time you've wanted to get your hands on Final Fantasy Versus XIII more than the two Final Fantasy XIII sequels…

I wasn't talking about how the third game plays. I was talking about the company's strategy with the games. Final Fantasy XIII was meant to be a trilogy from the start. The Fabula Nova Crystallis trilogy was supposed to consist of Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy Versus XIII and Final Fantasy Agito XIII.
- Agito…

They're not pulling the box out of the kid's chest - they're pulling it out of his abdomen. That's why there are no ribs. And that's why there's plenty of room.

My thoughts exactly.

This is one of my most anticipated games of the next console generation.
Metal Gear Solid V and Destiny (which I keep misreading as "Density") are the other games that I'm super stoked about.

But yeah. I've been a fan of the inFamous series since the beginning, I'm really excited about the new main character and his…

There is another solution.
Buy a PlayStation 4.

Yes, thank you.

EDIT:
Wait a minute. I read the rest of your comments and, you know what... No, thank you.

Excited? Nope.
This game's been in development hell for almost a decade. Square-Enix's inability to deliver with their original plans for this game has left me feeling cold and skeptical. And the mess that was Final Fantasy XIII trilogy and Final Fantasy XVI's original launch doesn't really do anything to convince me…

One is the grandpa of all iconic video game characters, dressed up as a cat and striking a cute kitty pose. And one is a dog, whose purpose is to look like a regular-ass dog dressed in a tactical harness... and respond to the voice commands you shout at your Kinect while playing a Call of Duty game.

How is this even a…

Oh wait. You mean SPECIFICALLY the Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap...

Sic 'em, minion! Protect me, squire!
Minion, draw their fire with your face while I cloak my way over to the door controls!

Oh shit.
I haven't seen this guy before (stopped watching TV, and Futurama with it, altogether 6 years ago). But over the duration of that video I already became his fan AND then started to hate him.

Well actually, I didn't know.
The rant video is such a popular phenomenon that it's hard to tell which angry person is legitimately angry and which is just really good at doing angry comedy.
But if this is the case, then all is good.

I'm actually kind of worried about Francis being angry all the time.
Been there, done that myself. And goddamn it's a hard life. Being angry is debilitating as hell. It takes a toll on both your mind and your body. And it's fucking difficult to deal with yourself, because you don't like the way you are when you're…

No. I mean, it's the second highest reviewed game in the series.

Holy crap.
I just doesn't cease to amaze me how angry people are about the idea of someone else than David Hayter doing the voice of Snake. I've read countless comments along the lines of "No Hayter = No purchase" and wishful theories about how Hayter might still somehow magically be the voice of the 11 year old Solid…