Yeah this is nice but I'm still cynical about those CDC numbers. Under the CDC definition of being raped (being forcibly penetrated) it is almost impossible for men victims or women to be rapists. When a person is made to have sex against their will that's rape, end of story. Can we get the government to catch up with…

Well speaking for all 20-something males, as I am authorized to do, I can say "We are not brainless fuck monsters, thank you very much." and hope you one day manage to reach of view of sexuality world at least as complex as in Lysistrata and progress from there toward reality.

Go ahead, define love.

Except when we just want to hang out.

I'm pretty sure, but don't quote me on this, that people can interact without smashing their genitals together.

I once got an hour into a meal with a friend of mine before realizing she'd asked me out on a date. My reaction was more one of worrying I'd offended her by not noticing than anything else.

What about the part of me that desperately wants symmetry?

Helmet hair?

Do the 52 sex moves cross reference with the astrologically perfected sex? Seems like it would be an oversight.

Dunno. What happens when you realize that infantalizing men really doesn't help anybody?

Nope, sorry, saying that is misogyny. You'll have to go to an MRA site if you want to mention that its possible for bad things to happen to men.

I'm a privileged white dude myself. Libertarianism is stupid, hypocritical, and disgusting because its stupid, hypocritical, and disgusting, it doesn't matter who believes in it or why.

Cool, you do that and I'll go make sure women are not protected from workplace hazards since the ones they face are not as bad as the ones men face.

Perpetually on a cruise. Can't be reached for contact.

Thank you for illustrating why no one cares about libertarianism.

No, just libertarians.

I wonder what the comments would look like if the title was "last year's increase in STD infections was entirely due to gay blacks". That seems even more provocative, really!

Remember the Jezebel motto everybody: Men do things. Women have things done to them.

Oxymorons can be fun!

Kate Upton is "plus sized"? Kate Upton?