A high tech Japanese toilet is another option to wiping that I’m considering.

I wipe side to side when no carpet is available.

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Maybe they won’t notice the severed brake line.

I also wish for this, but I only think that would happen is if we were threatened by an asteroid like in the movie Armageddon.

I wonder what happens when you build Trump University™?

#makedonalddrumpfagain

Maybe they can get Barbara Streisand to help with the PR.

Or in my case the best $20 I will ever spend.

I only do that with Cougars.

I’m playing with myself and it looks like I’m winning.

I’d rather see Wake and Bake every morning with Martha and Snoop!

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