I don’t have a race car, but I do have one of those. Just in case.

Maybe the Church of Bill and Ted?

Have you considered becoming a Pagan?

Fifty dollars Trump eats it.

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

This comment about a comment cannot be starred enough!!!!

Do you have a massage for me?

Woman eats 38 Hot Dogs.

They didn’t build it, they just skeched it out on paper for the fabricator.

I have an idea who that might be.

Sounds closer to dieselpunk

Plan B:

This marker smell good.

6. NBC can’t use my Golf Course.

There are four lights!