I'm being completely honest when I say this lady is fucking awesome.

Only a little! My fave is that the female is actually the one that's my friend...but far more likely the dudes are the ones with the true story.

Wow, juicy and a little bit racist!

I started talking to a guy I met online and one day googled his user name from the dating site to see what came up. Well, this genius used the same user name on Reddit's NoFap board so I got to read all about his ED and PMO addiction and basically got the whole story leading up to his divorce, the kind of sick porn he…

The school where I work was interviewing this guy to become a teacher. I was department chair at the time so I also interviewed him. He gave me the creeps and so I started googling. I found a treasure trove of bro videos of his "band" singing misogynistic songs about underage girls and getting a kitten high. Yes. …

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I remembered another one, and its update (based on the creeping I've just completed) is very depressing/typical. A few years ago in my legendary just-became-single Summer of Slutitude, one weekend I hooked up with a devastatingly gorgeous German semi-professional soccer player. The man looked like a Greek statue come…

You made the right choice not telling your friend, but you should have pulled the guy aside and taken him to the woodshed. Threaten to tell on him if he doesn't clean up his act.

My BF has a quasi-ex (they were never official) stalker who I have, in turn, been stalking. Three or four years after they broke up, she still blogs about him regularly, posts screenshots of old texts from him, reminisces about trips they took in 2009 or 2010, compares all current guys to him. Waxes on her heartbreak…

When I was in high school, my little sister and I shared a computer, and she did not know how to clear the browser's history. That's how I learned she was into golden showers and fisting.

Let's see if I can tell this in less than 1000 words. In college/grad school, I dated a great guy. I dumped him after about 18 months, for no good reason. A couple of years later, we dated again and it was even better than the first time. Then I dumped him again, still for no good reason. We had possibly the most…

I found out that my cheating, near-sociopathic high school boyfriend, a lover of pot and Bob Dylan, and who looked exactly like a younger Bob Dylan circa 1966, is now co-owner of a "healing crystal" business with his cougar girlfriend. It's appropriately named "Crystalicious," which his girlfriend is thrilled to…

This isn't particularly juicy, but a guy I was seeing is really active on Instagram, has a bit of an internet following based on a site he runs. Anyways, he got a lot of "ooh sexy" and those types of comments from girls all the time. Didn't love it, but whatev, instacreeper from Canada, do your thing. Then one girl,…

I wasn't snooping, but accidentally happened upon my ex-friend's post on someone's Twitter. (This ex-friend slept with my fiance—they're married now, yay!) The ex-friend posted about her "AWESOME BOOK DEAL" with a romance publisher.

I worked with a girl from Italy for awhile at a production company. One day when she wasn't in the office, my co-worker friend googled her, and we found pics of her on the red carpet with tons of famous people. Come to find out she's the daughter of a famous fashion designer! It was our very own princess diaries…

Visiting home. Opened up my Dad's laptop to get onto facebook. Low and behold I was already logged in, as Wiley McDooogal. I murmured "Who is Wiley—-" out of nowhere dad slaps down the top.

I had a date with a girl on OkCupid once. Before the date I tried googling her and found out she had been in a dui the year before, driving the wrong way on the freeway and crashing into a cop car

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Some coworkers and I stumbled upon the Facebook page of one of the temps hired last fall. Her page is NOT private, and she posted videos of her singing to her cats, lip-synching and air-guitaring to The Birthday Song by The Beatles (which apparently took 8 takes to nail down), and countless photos of her cats and…

God, I hope you saved those.

For some unknown reason I had full access to a twitter account Courtney Love was using at the time (the account had a privacy lock on it). Out of interest I admittedly copy/pasted the tweets into Word but didn't do anything with it..I was afraid she'd sue me or something.