Bulgogi tonight. Yes.

@msridiculous447: I can understand that, too...high school is dramatic and unpleasant enough as it is.

Something tells me "Oh yeah, well we didn't want to be in your stupid club anyway!" isn't the best tactic. Well at least, if true equality is what you had in mind.

That product placement was so poorly done and completely obvious, my jaw actually dropped.

@Hexapus: Just as a follow up, I told my boyfriend about your boyfriend, and he said "I want to be best friends with that guy!".

@the glamwich: Then I guess my twat...er eh heart...will go on!

@the glamwich: Damnit, you're gonna out-vagina me. That's okay though. I'd be too much of a pussy to actually wear those items in public.

@the glamwich: And if you're going for a walk, don't forget your water bottle cozy:

@the glamwich: I'm not entirely sure, but I bet if you bought two, you could craft a provocative set of ear muffs.

@the glamwich: OMG. I just noticed on that Etsy listing above, it says "I also make these in life size edition".

@the glamwich: I prefer to go with the vagina brooch, because I am a lady.

@the glamwich: I'm hoping for the Febreze fabric softener sheets. Just go all out, exude Vulva from your whole wardrobe.

Is it body snarking to say Jason Lewis' face changed a lot between SATC and the SATC movie? Maybe he just aged. But still, it was a little hard to recognize him in red carpet photos...

@the glamwich: Does make you laugh a bit though, doesn't it? In what world is hooking up THAT HARD that you need to bring vulva in a bottle into the mix?

@sayah: No kidding. I mean seriously, who says "Hm, that does smell like vagina, but I need it to smell...younger. Fresher, you know? Not like that old vagina you've got here, we need something fresh." Is there some distinct identifying feature that makes it smell older? Does it smell like moth balls?

@the glamwich: And Joe Francis attends the product launch.

"when you smell it you will know it will come from a young woman."

If I was born in this generation and was still into Barbies, I would totally pretend Darren and Barbie were Hank and Kendra.

@Holly Green: I guess I should add that no one reads that blog except for us, lol. Here's an entry I fell in love with him for, though: [ithinkhesretardedorsomething.blogspot.com]

@Stagtasticfantastic: This morning my boyfriend was beaming when he farted across the hallway in such a way that forced me to walk through his farticles. And it was particularly bad smelling. I think that put a positive spin on his whole day before he left for work.