@orphanjannie: Exactly, my response has been not to harp on it too much, but to simply and firmly assert my contradiction, then move on.

@orphanjannie: I find that interrogating her on where she was exposed to an idea doesn't work well. I also felt at the time that it was better to calmly but very simply contradict her so she got the message loud and clear. At six, she's already gotten to the point where she sighs and says "OK, mom" when I start…

@toe-to-toe: Maybe it occurs as a surprise to those who do their absolute best to prevent in in their own child. My six year old daughter does not watch television, is home schooled, has limited access to pop culture in general...and yet this weekend, her skinny ass informed me that she wants to get "skinnier and…

I love you Mr. Jay Mohr-Cox. And yes I refuse to hyphenate your name in the "correct" order.

If there's any truth at all to the "women make for indecisive leaders" garbage, its only in comparison to the way men do things. They have the privilege of not having to second guess themselves, and the social conditioning that makes them believe that anything they do is right (0r inspired, or perfect) the first time.

This one looks like a Camel No. 9 commercial or something.

I was really gonna hold off on the Rainn hate, 'cause he's from my hometown and he's hilarious on The Office, but now he's just crossed a line. I couldn't handle his Tweets anyway 'cause they weren't as funny as I thought they'd be, but now he's just annoying and rude. WTH, Rainn? You're either trying too hard or not…

God, I love that commercial. So does my boyfriend. And Isaiah is the finest thing I've ever seen in my life.

When I read something Tracy Jord...I mean, Morgan says, all I can think of is the 30 Rock lines:

@YoungJezzie: How do you know what Gretchen has or hasn't contributed to society? If our worth was measured in tax dollars that would be a scary world to live in.

Uh wow, using age advancing photo techniques to show what Shiloh and Zahara will look like when they're older? Its like "Hey, we can't objectify them as they are now, but we can't wait til they're teenagers, either! Let's get this superficiality train out of the port ASAP!" What a bizarre invasion of privacy that you…

@OverratedUnderwhelmed: I totally agree, she looked runway ready! And all I could think was "damn her legs are amazing!"

@fulanita: Exactly. I hope Johnny dresses in fur head to toe just to spite them.

Roger Ebert improves the Internet just by being on it. Truth.

Made this for you Jezzies. Sloppy but delivered with love.

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@Whitney Jefferson: True. Like with most things, its up to the individual to know and establish their own personal limits.

@JohanPaladin Agreed. I've been smoking for eight years now and I sometimes use pot to ignore my hunger pangs (not regularly, mind you, but sometimes when I'm writing I just don't want to stop, get up, and make a meal.)

Sorry Olivia but Tim and Eric so have you beat. This is the most romantic song in existence.

@bluewine: To set up the inevitable "I got wood" jokes for their solely male customers. Yes.