In that bottom set, I'd always thought they'd Shopped the first to make her look even older than she does. I might be wrong. But Lord, the diff in the top two is hilarious. Not even so much for the drag queenish garbage they did to her face, but because the original photo's setting looks so normal and bland, whereas…

FFS why didn't they just post a black screen with the words "Women fucking suck, all right?" on it and get it over with.

Well...Snookie does have a point.

@thecameralovesyou: Ha, I read that and immediately had the image of some orange-ish Chippendale's type rubbing oil over his pecs while dancing around in bikini cut underwear, moaning "Yeah, you like that?"

@thecameralovesyou: Yes. Also, Hawaiian Tropics, Newports, creatin powder, LA Looks hair gel, and John Mayer albums.

@thecameralovesyou: That is freakin' hilarious. Don't they all look like preening birds trying to attract a mate? In fact, "orange bellied douche sack" sounds like a bird species now that I think of it...

Funny that he sees it as people copying him, not the other way around. I've seen his look on Hot Girls With Douchebags at least a thousand times.

@Gobiasomecoffee: Oh, no biggie (btw love your user name).

@anteup: One thing I hate about it particular was how often the women in the relationship seemed to be totally oblivious to all the work her male counterpart was putting into finding another woman. Not only was I angry at the deception he was probably putting her through, her inherent indifference in the "selection…

@femme-bot: The most fun threesomes I ever had were the ones I didn't plan. My advice to anyone who wants an awesome threesome: don't ever try to plan one, ever.

@Jayne: You said it in a way I couldn't quite articulate, thanks. I have no desire to be your husband's wank material. God, I hate couples looking for a bi girl. Hate them hate them hate them.

@SeriesofTubes: As a bi who loves commitment free sex, I can say that I find MFFs unappealing when the other two are a couple. Mostly because you become a marital aid/glorified sex toy to be disposed off at the end of the night and its nauseating.

@Gobiasomecoffee: Its different even if you're just another bi girl. I refuse to have sex with another girl and my boyfriend because I know how much he'd enjoy it and frankly, my expression of bisexuality is not something I do for his amusement, and I resent the implication. Also, having been the "guest star" before,…

This article pisses me off for so many fucking reasons. Probably because I'm a bisexual that's used to being assaulted by several couples' attempts to coerce me into having sex with them, which I inherently resented because 1. I'm not some tool for your latest bonding experience/fantasy. I don't exist to please any…

"You can't let fear direct your lives" but stupidity? Sure, why not.

@FrankieViturello: I wasn't able to get it removed until my identity was stolen through the credit card I had stored on there. Even then it was a bitch.

@Ghede: Consider yourself lucky. My identity was stolen through the credit card on my XBOX 360 and from what I was told, it is very very very easy to do. I haven't stored a card since, I just buy the point cards.

@Falcon: Yup exactly, the church members taking those 30 kids wasn't about helping Haiti, it was about their "treasures in heaven" and to make themselves feel good. If they'd any genuine concern about Haiti, they'd have found more constructive ways to do so.

@DorothyZbornak: In cheetah print faux fur. Please god, let this happen.

Generally I don't mind Tyler Perry but there seem to be a few too many "I"s in that sentence for him to sound very sincere. I sure he IS sincere, it just also sounds like he's got a savior complex.