Had to throw this in here...
But seriously, we have no idea how today's generation will grow up. My generation (1970-1985) was seen as "all gangsters and criminals just looking to get pregnant and do weed and shoot people!"
And most of us are just trying to pay the bills and keep our jobs and raise our kids. Just…
"Yeah, I'm like a magnet..."
He died doing what he loved. Getting shot.
Bluto: "Was it over when the...Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Otter: "Germans?"
Boon: "Forget it, he's rolling..."
Bluto: "HELL no! And it ain't over now!"
Can we just bury this thread and forget it? No sense digging up the past...
I...am...sooooooooo....gone....
The group on the left saved the girl (Dorothy), killed the Witch (WWotW), saved Oz, and unmasked the Wizard (Oz). The little people (Munchkins) sat out the fight. Their Tin Man needed a Heart, their Scarecrow needed a Brain.
The group on the right saved the girl (Leah), killed the Witch (Palpatine), blew up Oz, and…
"He's so drunk, he'll never remember my name..."
Or, at least, an attractive one...
Asian Jimmy Kimmel?
Side A: Most non-Corporation created fiction before the mid-1970s. Often replicated, frequently changed, few has a problem with new interpretations. New 're-imagining' occurs every decade or so, possibly every two.
Side B: Corporation created fiction before the mid-1970s. Sometimes re-created/rebooted. Older folks…
Nah, no headgear for me, thanks. I'm good...I can see and communicate just fine.
"So I'm like, standing here, right? Minding my own business? And suddenly this 'pearl necklace' of fake Earths comes...streaming out of this bright light, okay? And I'm thinking, what's with the tiny fake Earths? Then these people (who somehow don't need heat or oxygen) all cluster around me and begin trying to…
The artists of this image failed geology, meteorology and astrophysics...forever.
Why do I get the feeling that a Superman with this 'heroic' pose would have a lisp?
"Oh my tharz!! I justh...can't even!"
"Your sentiment is...appreciated. However, the facts cannot be in dispute. All lives are finite, regardless of perceived length and greatness, and mine has come to an end. I am no longer. Remember me as I was, and your memory of me shall serve as a testament to both our friendship, and the endurance of my presence.…
So it's now...2015, yet the art and pose of this character look straight out of a 1990 Rob Liefeld X-Force issue.
Seriously? In 25 years, they couldn't find a more contemporary artist with a more...modern approach to characterization, to pen this thing? If this is how DC and Marvel are still shilling their characters…
"Really, Captain. I was 83 years old. Do not tell me that you were unprepared for this. My death may be sad, but not surprising. As we know, Death is part of Life. It is an axiom of reality. And as we age, the probability of our mortality grows. So, I ask that you do not mourn for me. Instead, I recommend you…
Real life heroes, of course. Fictional ones live forever...
When I read that Leonard Nimoy died, all I could think of was what "Star Trek" teaches us about life, and death, and time.
Picard, on the "time" we have on Earth:
