They have read the room, and it’s full of Stalinists.

The Family Truckster strikes at night!

The mobile chicane team.  I’m vaporous with worry.

Carpeting on every available surface. I’ll give you $5K for it.

So, basically the entire US auto industry?

Yep. It’s called Fugly Power.

Damn. Right when I was about to drop $200K on a snot-green GT3.

He should start a chain of marzipan boutiques.

Wait!  Don’t tell me.  Got to be The South somewhere.  I was thinking N. Georgia, but Carolina is close enough.

Finally.  An affordable electric car.

Yes, you are right.  Silly of me, really.

Have they (Hollywood) no shame? No shame, and no ideas.

I don’t mind the road courses, but the ovals! Jesus wept.

I’ve owned two VW diesel cars.  Whenever I see one now, I shoot at it.

God help us, her primary opponents are just as moronic. There is no hope for this State of Insanity.

Gas mileage improves with use of cruise control.

Just a reminder that this is the pimp they built that big blue POW (penis on water) for, while his employees burn out in record time:

They should have the drivers run a 10K marathon around the circuit on Friday.  No chance of vehicle damage, and we could see who’s really in shape and who’s faking it.

I know, right?  Who could have imagined Weird Al Yankovich messing with cars 100 years ago?  His hair was different, though.

I had a diesel Dasher back in the ‘80s that was an absolute tumbleweed POS. Of course, this was in upstate NY, where diesels go to die. No torque and no head gasket, so I shot it with a deer slug, filled it with dirt and grew flowers in it.