Mercedes is going to blow a gasket and forget. “Wasn’t there some weird rule we were supposed to enforce this year?”

New post-merger name:  ZUNE.

That video needs quicker edit cuts.  It failed to achieve maximum blur and certainly did not induce vomiting, which is what I assume they were after.

“temper our expectations”

It’s actually the present that sucks, in great slug slime trails of despair and hopelessness.

Yes, Amazon’s “big box stores” are so big that they encompass the entire internets.  All of them.

See Standard Corporate/Political Liaison Structure: Executive In Charge of Bread Buttering and Deciding Upon Which Side Said Butter is Deposited.

My fave, along with the 2002.

Really like Torch’s chili-filled test subject idea.

I grew up in Chattanooga. It’s nothing but wall-to-wall dickheads and crackers.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedMontyPython/

And here is a thimble-full of genuine Belgian rainwater from the area of Spa, though collected months later, and you have to come pick it up, and it’s actually John Malone’s pee.

LUCY!  You got some splaining to do!

Yeah, I know, but the spirit of needless, redneck-induced tragedy is the same.

Ah, Texas.

If I could get one in that red camo, that would be something.

A counter-trend front grille would be nice, i.e. SMALLER.

They tested this on Mythbusters a few years ago, and the mannequin got shocked big time.

Really appreciated the Roland Barthes “punctum” reference, Jason.  It reminded me of what a widely and deeply read person you are.  Thanks.

The races have more action, more lead changes than F1, which tends to become a parade after lap 2 or 3.