The investigations will prove it is indeed possible to crash with both hands on the steering wheel while watching Harry Potter and being electronically masturbated by an Autoblow. Who woulda thunk it?!?!?!

At some point in the not too distant future, the survival of the company will depend on ejecting the Chief Crackpot from day-to-day operations.

Better late than never I suppose.

About fucking time.

I doubt that cat will be OK—these degenerates probably fucked it before they hanged it.

Good. We need regulation on these so-called self-driving cars. They are not ready for unlimited use on our roads and the public needs to understand that they may be held liable for their failure to properly monitor and drive their vehicles. Tesla seems to be the worst culprit as they actively market their product as a…

He hired the bestest artist eva

Miami was Walmart Monaco. There, I said it. 

You mean Jalopnik is gutted.

As a southerner steeped in the tradition of drawled backhanded compliments and innocently polite insults, I salute your cruel and savage agreement.

Maybe that’s just his pick-up line.

Like this ferry, SNL died years ago…

Lol, in normal times this is a $300 truck. I had a 87 B2200 and paid 4k for it in 1991.

You just never know if the person on the other side of the gloryhole is antifa

I like to say Ted Cruz’ pronouns are it/eww.

You’re asking if the same Hollywood that turned the landmark “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” into a lame screwball comedy with the races reversed, starring Ashton fuckin’ Kutcher in Sidney Poitier’s place, has any shame?

Amen. Republicans and Conservatives should have excised their radical elements, but instead they embraced and doubled-down. To their shame.

“I firmly believe it’s the internet, and the echo chamber nature of social media that’s chiefly responsible - and the pandemic has made it worse by (a) keeping us inside, and online more often, and (b) becoming politicized - first by Trump, but also by people on the left.”

95% as they get older

...the rightwing assholes who turned a minor public health measure into their personal career brand.