Why are these cars painted in black and white?

I agree - 420 square feet is a for two people is a terrible choice!

Tolerance and equal rights have limits when they're stabbed and slashed.

A few years ago I lived in the area where Union Square and the Tenderloin intersect, and the street harassment of *everyone* was just Godawful. People would approach me on the street with knives for fuck's sake, and ask me if I could "help [them] out." (To be fair, that happened to me once on the CTA train in Chicago…

I LOVE that picture, for it reminds me that elephants are humans' playthings, put on this earth to be painted, ridden, and perform in circuses to provide us amusement. When one of these beasts kills a handler, the elephant should likewise be killed, for it is not "gentle" enough, not "domesticated" enough to be our…

(You do this scarily well. Pls. start avoiding Yahoo comments, srsly.)

Jealous of my free phone? HAA HA!

So it sounds like you're suggesting snow leopard, less complicated, etc., right?

Don't correct me, KroTCHER Vultur!

FUCH YOU you judgemiental peice of shiiiiite!

I read somewhere that Triad members' girlfriends are most covetous of coats and jackets made of panda.

Wait, so you're back at Jezebel?!

And let's not forget just how godawful the Nairobi slums are, either (Korogocho, anyone?)

A HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA!

Wow.

Wow, dating in 2012 is just so romantic.

My (very dim) understanding is that one can lock down a Twitter account and then only allow certain people ("approved" followers, I presume) to access it. That's what a lot of the racists did when Jezebel had pieces on tweets made after the election, and then again after an Obama speech was covered in favor of some…

It's always a minor thrill to stumble across a comment so moronic and idiotic that it leaves me speechless and then look up to see you standing there, continuing to fight the good fight, so thank God for that, Real.