Except that if I'm the one paying, it takes 5 business days to get to my account, so, nah.

Gonna go ahead and not watch this bullshit video because I don't want your advertisers profiting off of showcasing a murderer.

She can change all she wants, I don't think she deserves 15 minutes of fame for it though.

Side eyeing your dumb friend who was ok with the Martha Stewart shoot likely because it was an older woman and not a younger woman so therefore whats the big deal!!!!

One of these things is illegal and one is not. I'll let your tiny brain be the judge.

you're so cool and cultured.

So don't use the services! They're free! You can pay for ones that don't have full-access to your boring life crap.

I bet those kids feel a lot better but hey, it's all about you.

when i buy kale and leave it in my fridge for a week it wilts and disintegrates. something about that story aint right.

You knew that and went along with it? The hell?

A doctor's note is obnoxious. I'm not going to the doctor for a note if I have a stomach bug. I can't afford to spend $200 for a piece of paper so you believe I spent the day barfing.

Man, you take the internet seriously.

"temper your temper."

No, there is not. Fuck you.

oh shut up. it wasn't your money. YOU donate 800k to the human fund.

Wait though, two inches below my waist? I am a lady and they do not make pants like that. At all. Ever.

This is something to think about before posting yourself in your underwear on a public social media app, or the internet at all, really.

Because she's a human who is alive and it's none of your fucking business, that's why fat is okay.

It's not the most expensive drink. This is multiple drinks.

No, you cannot. I occasionally will go somewhere with my dog but forget something (poop bags, his food, etc) and will run back upstairs to grab it. It worries me a LOT that someone will see him and think he's been in there for longer than the 39 seconds it takes me to go get stuff and smash my windows.