Star Wars fans want something original- but not too original. Unique- but not too unique. Serious but not too serious. And fun but not frivolous.

I’ve also been a Star Wars fan all my life and I love TLJ so I dunno why you think Johnson was raising a middle finger to us.

If you can’t abide any criticism at all from commenters, maybe you’re the one who should head for wikipedia, fam.

Waste of a Kinja slot. 

imagine serving in the military and then marrying an ADULT who is genuinely upset enough by one line of a video game review to leave a several paragraph long comment on it. Joshua has served in the military just as much as you have dude

lol stop stealing valor from your wife you dork.

...wut? What about this absolutely glowing review of Death Stranding convinces you that it wont be as fun as a 20 year old PS1 adventure game?

Jesus Christ, Deadspin has been circling the drain of their own doing for years. The one good sports journalism in recent years was the Larry Nassar coverage.

If you want to see some condescending dicks, look at the many, MANY of them in the replies to my post. You know, like the people who refer to me as “kiddo” to make themselves feel like big boys. It’s as sad as it is hilarious.

Calm down.

Damn. GoT was incredible from beginning to end. Honestly fuck all the hate these guys get for creating one of the most iconic television shows in the last two decades. Ya’ll ate that shit up week after week, then when they decide to finally end the show after a decade, you’re mad it didn’t wrap up in the way you…

I mean, you say that, but what, they wrote one bad pilot episode, and then went on to make an incredibly well rated, incredibly well-received, extremely popular and very satisfying show for seasons and seasons. It isn’t like the show was a constant set of fuckups, it was some stumbling in adjusting, and then a VERY…

Given that humans cannot survive off of this planet without assistance from this planet, you kind of did. 

Can you name another option to living on this planet?  I’ll wait.

What I gathered from the last jedi is that Ben has been like that for a while and seeing his uncle above him was just the final nail in the coffin.

Just a joke. jeez. 

“Games get harder the deeper into them I get and, dammit, I don’t like that!"

more a falling off, of penis. 

lol, why would you run this review hours after the kickstarter for the expansion finished?!

So before the film was released, “It’ll bomb!”, “Who wanted this film?” and “What’s the point?” were the fanboy cries.