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Waste of a Kinja slot. 

imagine serving in the military and then marrying an ADULT who is genuinely upset enough by one line of a video game review to leave a several paragraph long comment on it. Joshua has served in the military just as much as you have dude

lol stop stealing valor from your wife you dork.

...wut? What about this absolutely glowing review of Death Stranding convinces you that it wont be as fun as a 20 year old PS1 adventure game?

Jesus Christ, Deadspin has been circling the drain of their own doing for years. The one good sports journalism in recent years was the Larry Nassar coverage.

Calm down.

“Games get harder the deeper into them I get and, dammit, I don’t like that!"

lol, why would you run this review hours after the kickstarter for the expansion finished?!

It’s not up to you to decide what is offensive to other people.

If each episode is expaned to a fully fleshed 60/60+ ish hour RPG then I am fine with the way they are doing it especially with the level of polish going into the game so far.

The article went out of its way to avoid spoilers, and here you go.

Couldn’t you have taken 5 min to read the article before posting the exact same message? Honestly a little confused by this behavior.

Lol you can't say that without reading it first. 

Actually, we got, “a beautiful recreation of a Gameboy classic” + Zelda Rearranger. I can’t wait!

It never looked much like any close to a Zelda maker, so no one should be shocked to hear it doesn’t live up to that idea. The fact that things are locked inside doesn’t make it completely worthless, but I can see the tedium,unless the point is to do these much later in the game, and not after completing each dungeon

becuase it’s more granular and precise in its criticism rather than ideological and vague?

I’ve never seen someone complain so vociferously about something so inane, you sound like a real bunk bitch

I liked a new soda and wrote a positive review. This ain’t an ad dude. I found it at a store, figured it would make a fun snacktaku post.

The SNES Mini does not have Chrono Trigger on it by default.

“River City Girls Is Like River City Ransom But With Girls
The basic structure of River City Girls is far removed from 1990’s River City Ransom.
Does not compute.