Hey, I could see Cosby being the first person to receive a court order requiring him to stay 500 away feet from adults.

See, the critical words you missed there were "with her brother."

I want Sarah Connor to kill Sarah Connor.

I'm pretty sure they're referring to the scene where she gets sexually aggressive with her brother, something we've never had to worry about with any of our male leaders except for Kennedy.

That's probably true, but if "it's already been comprehensively covered somewhere else" were enough to stop him, he wouldn't have done OJ in the first place.

There's only one thing that can fit that bill … emoticons! >:(

I suppose it depends on how you define "particularly masculine" but Shrek sure ain't feminine.

Well, Wolverine was originally supposed to be a credible threat to the Hulk. There's no ceiling to how high you can shoot when you have a claw and a dream.

True, but…

Exactly. MSPaint isn't for drawing, it's the poor man's (or the employee of the cheapskate company's) Photoshop.

MSPaint is amazing.

That Dreamland was real, and all previous seasons were the extremely prescient dream of a 1940s P.I.

One of my less-than-favorite things about these shows is that they're really, really, inordinately in love with the idea that "in a zombie apocalypse, the REAL danger is other humans." So, yes, you can fortify a place against zombies (ditches would just fill up with zombies until they could walk over each other -…

I have nothing against Joe Biden, but I lost a little respect for him during the vice-presidential debates when Sarah Palin said he was "just Biden (his) time" and he didn't immediately fire back "But you're still Palin in comparison."

The next movie will be Twilight of the Planet of the Apes.

Yeah, I know. That's why my response is more weary sigh than angry … angry sound. Grunt or whatever. Still, the AV Club is usually at least a little better about this kind of stuff. It's like when you know your new haircut sucks, but you didn't expect your mom to be the one making fun of it.

Well, I'm sure I never would have made it to December without seeing a picture of the new Doctor, but would it have killed the AV Club to have just made the headline "New Star of Doctor Who Announced" with the Doctor Who logo or something as the header image, so people coming to the main page can decide for themselves…

I noticed something weird about people's reactions to her in Suicide Squad: reviewers who had no idea who she was seemed to think she was okay, but those who knew she was a model-turned-actress invariably savaged her performance. I don't necessarily think people were being unfair or anything; I think that, like, when…

No link to the full list? I honestly care much more about the nominations for animated series and technical categories like special effects and makeup than the miniseries categories. Hell, I care more about the choreography awards than the miniseries ones. I've actually watched shows nominated in that category in…

I figure there's, like, a law of conservation of magic, where the wish always does whatever takes the least effort. Like if you wish to be the strongest person in the world, it takes less effort to make you stronger than to make everyone in the world weaker. And if you wish to be the most attractive person in the…