Well, this is Star Wars. The average number of hands for humans is definitely less than 2 but probably still more than 1.

My first thought was that the show will probably bounce back and forth between Sabine and the rest of the cast, but I'm not sure that feels like Rebels' style. I can see them doing Sabine solo episodes as often as they've done Sabine-centric episodes in the past (or slightly more often if they're really committing to…

They may not make a movie about that, but I guarantee you that after this, there's a "tricked into committing a crime by a fake reality show" screenplay being written in every Starbuck's in Hollywood.

But if he'd just realized his incompetence and let that nice senator lady handle the governing, he could have spared everyone so much pain.

I hope they keep dredging the Global Guardians for characters. I look forward to the delightfully horrible special effects that will be Godiva's hair.

And their review of Rogue One was transparently pro-Rebel.

One time at my office, someone sent us something on a 3.5" disk, and a co-worker in her 20s just lost her mind over it. She was walking around the office waving the thing around, all "This goes in a computer? No, seriously guys, what is it?" We assured her we weren't joking and pulled open the slide and explained…

Freedom Force was a fantastic game, but it was in no way an X-Men game. It was basically a tribute to Silver Age Justice League and Avengers books with a hint of Fantastic Four, but really no X-Men.

You could put Batman in armor and have him use Krypyonite weapons but have this be one of those stories where Kryptonite just decreases Superman's power levels instead of neutralizing his powers and slowly killing him like it usually does, and then say Superman's holding back a bit like you'd expect but Batman's…

Oh yeah, Riverdale definitely would have been having that thing for decades, and even if they changed the name of the festival or even the town, they'd continue with the old numbering. "First annual," is a very "town festival" phrase, and yeah, it's as stupid as it sounds. Anyone remotely professional will change it…

You don't believe there'd be a "Taste of Riverdale"? Isn't the AV Club based in Chicago*? Like, half the million or so suburbs of Chicago have a "Taste of (the town)" festival every year. One actually calls theirs "Taste of the Towns." It's just something mid-sized towns do. And playing local festivals is what bands…

I didn't have that problem and I'm astonished to learn that there's a way to screw up the broadcast my cable hasn't found yet.

My theory - and I'll put a spoiler warning here because this is just speculation but I know it sucks to have someone else's theories stuck in your head if you want to be completely fresh - is that Grundy is involved in the murder in some way (not the shooter necessarily - though she could have shot Jason and then…

The best suggestion from @Midnight: "The daddy/daughter dance."

I was always under the impression that Supergirl underplayed Superman because they wanted to portray her as a solo character that could carry her own show and avoid having her seen as a sidekick in her cousin's shadow, not because they weren't allowed to mention him for some reason (they actually mentioned him a lot…

Yeah, the show loves its closeups. A little off-putting but I'm betting it'll ease eventually up on that a bit if it lasts long enough. My bet is that they're trying to emulate comic book panels, in which scenes that involve a lot of dialogue are often just a series of "talking heads," but what works on the page -…

I had the same thought, but Jack O'Lantern attacked while she was talking to Emily and she didn't seem to care, so I figured I was wrong. Then I remembered that in the comics Crimson Fox is actually a pair of twins who take turns wearing the costume, so now I'm wondering if she'll turn out to be half of that equation…

I'm sure whatever bribes Bruce paid DCFS to let him be raised by a butler covered not contacting next of kin.

I'm sure someone must have pointed this out in last week's comments section, but something popped into my head while watching this week's episode: Last episode ended with Ray and Nate showing Vixen a bunch of George Lucas movies, with the joke that she finds a copy of Howard the Duck … which means that Marvel Comics…

But why speak ill of the dead?