I was in Catholic school for most of my education, so I can't tell you what they teach now, but I can fill you in on what the schools I went to were teaching a few decades ago:

That was fantastic. The moment when he braced himself in the door frame, he really sold the image of a guardian angel who will Not Be Moved.

Considering the beach house was not only a company-owned property but also a time share, I'm actually surprised there wasn't at least a subplot about someone else trying to use it (with permission or sneaking in like the guys) the same weekend they were there.

That's so yesterday's twincest. Nowadays we call those "Lannister vibes" … er, homeskillet … I'm sorry, I'm trying to sound like a bitchy Mean Girl but I am old and also lame.

I think it makes sense that a hyper-critical, judgemental woman would have a daughter who's afraid to show any negative emotions. I got a very Carrie vibe off of their whole situation (I'm actually surprised the review didn't call it out, with all the other high school drama references it did pick up on). In my…

I was more surprised to learn that Betty's mother's name is Alice Cooper. I hope Josie and the Pussycats do a cover of "School's Out" at some point.

Oh, I have no problem with him navigating around red stars - to the best of my knowledge stars are spaced (no pun intended) far enough apart that he could easily plot a course to anywhere he needed to go without getting particularly close to any stars at all except Earth's sun and whatever might be at his destination…

- I buy Kara prioritizing rescuing the kidnapped people. She was on a hub for interplanetary slave trading. For all she knew, if she took the time to get the portal working, they would have already been sold off and taken off planet by the time she got there (and as we saw, that is in fact what would have happened,…

Plus General Grievous.

I think they mean "adding" in the sense of "putting more in." Like, if you got married or had children and said you were "adding" members to your family, you wouldn't take it to imply that there were no previous members of your family.

In at least one version of his origin story, Luthor became a mad scientist bent on destroying Superman and conquering the world because Superman accidentally made all Luthor's hair fall out, which I believe technically counts as going bald more gracefully than Trump.

I always thought Reynolds would make a much better Guy Gardner or Kyle Rayner than Hal Jordan. Jordan always struck me as more of a Jon Hamm or Chris Pine type - someone who looks like a leading man from a 1930s romantic comedy.

What might be fun - provided they actually wrote it well and didn't just flop out a high concept and trust it to do all the heavy lifting - would be if they basically approached the movie as Guardians of the Galaxy from the perspective of the Nova Corps (or Serenity from the perspective of the Operative). Have it be…

Split the difference and have Reynolds be Hal Jordan as Parallax.

Seems like a perfectly normal name to me.

Yeah, it almost seems weird to see someone doing a retrospective of the series without even mentioning the old White Wolf RPGs. Wasn't there even copyright infringement lawsuit when the first Underworld came out?

Wait a minute…

I get the feeling they're going to do that - or at least make it as clear that he will be the Joker as possible without having him actually fall into a vat of chemicals while Bruce Wayne is still in high school (not that this show has been shy about having characters hit milestones in their backstories years before…

Hey, Callus may only have become a Rebel informant recently but for all we know he's hated his co-workers for years.

You only quoted part of the sentence. The words right before "…Felicity Jones got to woo him…" are "…Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, and…"