Trick question; she IS the bottom.

The equivalent male fantasy is any Ron Jeremy movie.

According to all the married guys in my office, their choice is actually between seeing the movie and NOT having sex.

To your first point, the show's long since established that Barry is also supersonic.

Thirty miles southeast of New York, southwest of Los Angeles, and northeast of Chicago. (Hey, you didn't specify places 30 miles out over land … okay, I'm sure you'd actually end up killing people on boats and possibly small islands unless you got really lucky, but still…)

I'm betting they go with Wally as Iris's cousin instead of her nephew (if he shows up at all - I could swear they've said he's going to, but I might be thinking of the comics, not the show).

I thought a lot of the humor in the dating scenes worked too, but the biggest laugh of the night for me was "Well, that was terrifying."

Fun fact: Peter Parker graduated high school in The Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 1 Issue 28, published in 1965. Meaning it's been 50 years since anyone who thinks being a high school student is the non-Ultimate version's default status quo was right.

Not to mention what he does to Grodd. One of the many great things about this show is that is was really an "all ages" show or a "young adult" show, as opposed to a "children's" show.

I can buy Homer as ~260 pounds if you consider Peter Griffin ~300. And yes, mumu-clad, medically exempt from work Homer was more than 300 pounds.

That's because every seemingly secure ground-level structure they've found so far has suffered from spontaneous wall collapse syndrome. (I give the show a lot of leeway but the whole "there's a hole in the back of the prison" thing always bugged me.)

At this point, after the show's been on the air this long and anyone who's been following it pretty much knows what they're in for, complaining about it being overly nihilistic is like watching Law & Order SVU and saying "what's with all the sex crimes?" There's no shame in not liking it, but that's pretty much the…

There may be behind-the-scenes info available to refute this point (and even then it might be a matter of not wanting to burn bridges), but never overlook the possibility that the actor just wanted off the show.

What's the over/under on references to bath salts in the WD:LA pilot?

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As I'm writing this the review is showing no Community Grade for this movie. Either Disqus (it handles the ratings too, right?) is glitchier than usual, or not only has no AV Club reader has bothered to see this thing and report back but no one cares enough to throw a random insult or support its way (usually a movie…

To be fair, the review had to dock the grade a little. That dumpster was six inches too close.

Oh, I meant he forgot when he got on the elevator. It took him a second after Lana suggested calling Mallory to start trying to talk Ray out of it, presumably that second or so was how long it took him to remember he'd set the voicemail prank up.

My guess is that he forgot he'd set it up. Like, Archer rigs the elevator to stall (possibly also disabling the door buttons that Ray was having trouble with) on the day before a day he's not supposed to come in to the office and changes Mallory's office voicemail to mock anyone calling her for help. Then Mallory…

The "cut" part seemed off to me too for a moment, but one could cut a hole in fabric or paper. It's a weird way to phrase it because when a riddle refers to a hole it's usually a hole in the ground, but it's not completely out of the question.