She was at the fireworks factory.

We also need to see him develop into the kind of cop who has a mustache.

I can actually buy Penguin not being able to immediately tell blanks from real bullets. At least they didn't have him waving an unloaded gun around.

I remember that movie being in pretty heavy rotation on either the Disney Channel or Nickelodeon way back at the dawn of cable TV. It had a sequel about Dot meeting a giant mosquito. I vaguely remember having a crush on Dot when I was a wee child. I think I liked her accent. I was slightly obsessed with Australia for…

I knew it was a long shot, but I was hoping they'd have a sketch with Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, possibly with Pete Davidson as Peter Parker. Something like the sketch they did years ago with the Rock as Clark Kent. Just because he nailed that character so beautifully and it's probably the only circumstances under…

The first time definitely held together better. I get the feeling they* did it the first time because they came up with a whole list of little quirks that kind of character always has and were able to make a character that really seemed like a cross section of every "woman the main character didn't realize was his…

They are. And yeah, s only one of the ones in that picture could even remotely pass for a teenager.

Blaine is dating the guy who bullied Kurt. Other than that, I think you got it.

I have a theory that two studio heads got into a "You think that's bad?" pissing match about which of them of them had the worse dud stinking up the shelves in their "unreleasable" vault, and ended up making a bet about it, and that's why Jupiter Ascending and Seventh Son are being released at the same time. The guy…

The movie looks terrible, but the bit with the kid seeing himself in an old home movie doesn't necessarily contradict the idea that you can change the past, it could just mean the events the viewer is seeing aren't the "first time through." Presumably there was once a version of the home movie without the time…

Even Chronicle has some major problems, but it's fortunately usually involving enough that they don't call too much attention to themselves. Like the fact that there's footage of a cave in in which the kids lose the camera they're using, and how the last act jumps between security camera footage and a dozen different…

I have one. Someone teased me about it just the other day, and the fact that the person doing the teasing is literally the stupidest person I know made me feel good about myself.

I have a script for a time travel movie where if you kill Hitler, you become Hitler. It's called "Hitlander." Bidding's open, Hollywood.

Wait a minute, is your real name Wilhelm by any chance?

That kind of depends on how old you are and how much younger.

I thinking they just need to keep her about as bad at it as she was tonight for the rest of the season, then they can have her be as good as they want next season (not unlike Thea) as long as they have their usual more-or-less real-time gap between seasons.

Their signature dance move: Zsasz fingers.

I personally thought T.R.A.C.K.S. was the first unreservedly good episode and the best episode before the major series overhaul that takes place in Turn Turn Turn.

I hope Montoya steals Dr. Thompkins too.

Is it just me or does it seem weird that you have a lonely billionaire child who's the only non-employee resident of a mansion and his only friend in the world other than his butler is a homeless girl, and this is the first time anyone's broached the subject that maybe she could come live in the mansion even when…