Cope

Sounds like obsidian should have listened to first executive producers advice for Stormlands. 

😭😭😭Poor Americans with their shit internet. 

Now we Xbox gamers get to be disappointed as well! Yah!

Mike Fahey couldn’t get through an article without taking a swipe at Xbox... Kotaku is so fucking predictable.

I wish I’d stop getting suckered into reasons kotaku’s terrible articles/reviews.

If you were stupid enough to buy the phone you deserve the notch.

God I hope this runs smoothly on Xbox. I’ve been waiting for this game forever.

Is this satire? Like an article from The Onion?