Max Payne was one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had.

“DMCA has its benefits”

This is incomprehensible.

*Dog pope

Americans can’t play it until Bayonetta has angry eyebrows.

Yeah, I’m willing to put money on that desire to make him vomit up nuclear weapons being at least partially literal.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

hahaha shut the fuck up.

Found the kool aid drinker.

Lol, poor bitch. I can assure you I’m nothing of the sort, but the fact that you immediately assumed I am economically disadvantaged says a LOT about your worldview. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised a corporate bootlicker is also a social elitist.

piracy is preservation, ya dingus. i don’t pirate current-gen games, but i will download older games. it hurts nobody (except maybe some dude trying to sell final fantasy tactics advance for 200 bucks on ebay) and otherwise i wouldn’t be able to play it. no other art form is like this.

I’m just going to pirate more because you said this. XD

How does being a poor bitch feel?

You’re a bootlicking dipshit.

How does that corporate boot taste? You seem so intent on licking it.

The bootlickers always reveal themselves.

Remember, its always, ALWAYS, good to pirate Nintendo games. They don’t want to sell them and they don’t respect them, why should I. So always jailbreak their shit and load it up with games they can’t take away. If they want to pretend those games didn't exist you can do your part so they are preserved somewhere.

This is the sort of attitude that makes gaming culture worse. It fosters toxicity and entitlement. I know that for any other subject, this attitude would be self-evidently miserable (“thank you for the free cookies, but they’re not the kind everyone wants” - “thank you for importing these rare snacks from another…

We live in a timeline where a small segment of gamers thought developers should finish a game for free after being laid off.

in the full length intro he explains that he flew first class and had orange juice in a champagne glass, you absolute rube!