Ah, yes, upbeat fun music that still manages to address real issues at the same time. Better shit alllll over that.

“especially since a controversy rose up surrounding a Snow White ride at Disneyland simply because it retold the exact plot of the movie”

This review is ironically deeply unempathetic which fits considering this TV series is all about losing empathy.

I’m still a little embarrassed that I believed pandas weren’t bears for all those years. I mean, look at them. They’re clearly bears, and I should never have believed the scientists who said they were actually a lot closer to raccoons.

I’ve got to be honest, I feel like the major problem here is actually the copyright claim - we’ve hit the point where even investigative journalism (which is basically what this is) is easily wiped away by copyright. The DMCA and other related laws have so much to answer for it defies belief, along with the companies…

Translation: “Mario will sound like Chris Pratt because Chris Pratt is incapable of acting or sounding like anything other than Chris Pratt. And yet this movie will still make millions. Suckers.”

Corden existed on the periphery of my universe - for years I was barely aware of his existence but the little I observed he seemed “fine” and I didn’t get the hate.

I’m gonna sign it, because I truly don’t want him in this movie. Not because I particularly care about Wicked, but because I don’t want him in any movie period.

Just buy a stack of NFC tags on Amazon, get the data literally anywhere on the internet, and write them with your phone. This is ridiculous and no one should have to deal with it. Scalpers belong in the Special Hell.

People still buy the cards? I thought that everyone who wanted them (at least, those who aren’t collectors) just made their own with NFC tags you can get from Amazon. That’s what I did.

Maybe Konami should replace the historical footage with playable pachinko minigames.

Sure, ‘The Addams Family’ had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin. 

“It may not be the strongest horror franchise in cinematic history…”

Dude, if you’ve convinced yourself that the older, kinja-less version of the AVClub would go any easier on this trifle, I don’t know what to tell you.

If you don’t want to see Bond use the roof of his rocket sled to windsurf an arctic tidal wave caused by a glacier collapsing due to a satellite laser from space chasing him across the ice, do you even really want to see a Bond movie?

The World Is Not Enough is my favorite of the Brosnan films, mainly because it lets us see the rage beneath Bond’s cool exterior, which makes him a little less cool but about a million times more interesting. Sure, it has the utterly ridiculous casting of Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist named Dr. Christmas Jones…

Market research is something companies do on their own dime, on their own time. This is them pocketing that cash and hoisting the work onto the consumer. They can afford to do the legwork and cost needed but choose not to.

I never had any major issues with FFXIII. I always rather enjoyed it, and it’s far from the worst in the series in my opinion.

I’m happy for the people who finally get to play it.

Look. Any type of game is at least twice as cool by adding an interesting musical element to it. It’s just a fact. I’ll definitely be keeping my eye on this one.