Don’t forget Angel Witch!

I’m sorry that no one will touch your penis

I’m a huge Zappa fan. I’ll allow it

You do know that you are a garbage person, right?

lolwut

My favorite Mitch Hedberg punchline:

I miss David Simon on Twitter. His insults are scrumptious. I used to call people mooks, but thanks to David I now call them fuckmooks.

Cuz Toshiro Mifune looked cool as hell in one. next...

Until reading these comments, I had no idea she was Australian. She can do a midwestern accent perfectly

I remember the quote if not the full context of the FB exchange (had something to do with NFL players taking a knee and a bunch of fake patriots circle jerking)

“No Country for Old Men” takes the prize in my view

That’s one that I’ve walked into. I quoted Bill Hicks on FB to underline the cruelty of a viewpoint and the next thing I know, soccer moms are wishing cancer upon me. I learned the lesson really quick that irony is a lost cause when people don’t know your intention.

I love Roth and Portnoy was my first. Try the following: American Pastoral, Operation Shylock, Goodbye Columbus, Sabbath’s Theatre, The Ghost Writer. He may not be your thing but he’s a hell of an insightful dude, I find.

If there was no Fa, there would be no AntiFa.

Freddie was bi-sexual.

Resurrection is fun as hell but crazy bad. I love it

In the words of the great Deen Ween “Yeah, well you’re a dick.”

America...we had a good run

I remember two things about that movie. A creepy incestuous sex scene between J-Lo and Nick Nolte, and Billy Bob Thornton rocking out to “Piss Up a Rope.”

And the DJ was Steven Wright.