I refuse to accept that this is a real thing.

This needs to be starred more.

I usually don't comment on many of the technical issues discussed here in Jalopnik because I'm not very well versed on auto mechanics. However, since I was actually an engineer who worked with hydrogen for the Space Shuttle program (retired now) I cringe a bit at the idea of your local service station getting plumbed…

Grumman also made really good aluminium canoes.

No. As in 2000+ hp.

so... what's the story with that kid rolling on the ground and then jumping back up?

Not as frequently as I put bananas on my dashboard for use in Mario Kart antics.

He's angry because he keeps forgetting leg day.

He is wearing track pants because of course he is.

Says you

Oil slick? Mustache? Evil? This could have only been done by one man...

It reminds me of a certain face. I swear I have seen it before... wait a sec. OMG Johny #5!!

THAT'S NOT EVEN IT'S FINAL FORM

I have to admit, I found Cathy's piece yesterday credible. I didn't recognize her byline, and I couldn't imagine why a woman would say she loved somebody who raped her or suggest hanging out with him. The longer transcripts and Emma's explanations put my concerns in context. It looks like she was trying to pull away…

Of the long line of implausible events that resulted in this, the first was that someone bought a Spark.

That is a .22LR most likely (as 9mm AR platforms are kinda unique) and she is holding it like an amateur.

Lifeboats used by the RNLI have watertight cabins and can still right themselves when completely flipped upside down as long as their hatches are sealed:

Am I the only one who wasn't surprised that the oil slick was left by an Alfa Romeo?