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Somehow improved the build quality. Two less doors to fall off. 

Owning the very last Cruze is like owning the very last Chevy Celebrity, Only a few or the one will care.

This is insanity level fanboi. I bet this guy would let Elon come to his house and fuck his wife as well :)

So when you work for a company like that, do they physically remove and wash your brain for you, or is more like an intensive re-education experience?

Reality is so fucking weird right now.

Next up: “Bears. Where do they poop?”

Neutral: Because there’s no compelling reason to switch from ICE to EV. Charging infrastructure is still too limited for an EV to realistically be your only car, so the only early adopters are rich people with multiple cars, or frizzy-haired hemp-wearing sandal-enthusiast eco-Nazis.

Possibly true if CO2 is the only pollutant you care about?

Neutral:

“British Researchers Realize Charging EVs Is Difficult For Long Journeys”.

Leaving a damn sticker on the bill of your hat is just plain stupid and far worse than leaving on shipping guards, something that no one has a real reason to be crying about other than it's something to bitch about. Everyone is offended by something anymore. 

If only I had a Charger:

My father just restored a gorgeous ‘68 Charger. I kinda want to photoshop those guards on it and post it to that group.

Multiple assaults in the workplace. Multiple assaults by homeless persons. Restraining orders against former partners. How unlucky can one person be?

I’ll be over here dipping various body parts in the chocolate fountain.

1) I doubt you’d be upset at someone slapping a hope’n’change sticker on their car. That you’re upset about MAGA shows you are full of shit.

I want to make an automated paintball cannon that shoots at headlights behind me that have their high beams and light bars on in the city. Just goo over the front.

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

I wonder what its like to be Elon right now.....with 38.6 million shares, he has lost about $7,200,000,000 since the start of the year. Over. Seven. Fucking. Billion. Dollars.    

Its just a chicken restaurant, and people are allowed to oppose, or support, gay marriage. Chill and have a chicken sandwich, or dont. Just leave the zambonis alone.