*TLDR at the the end.

Are the people who worked for Manafort during his trial (those who sent “redacted” documents but didn’t do it coreectly) now working for The Prez? I applaud their attention to detail.

Owning the libs is so easy...!

guilty and tremendously stupid

It’s confirmed that due to his beard he has a chin.

That’s a lot of Jello Pudding Pops.

I always believed Stephen Miller would be the constant K in FMK.

Maybe he’ll replace Greg Gutfeld in the Fox stable?

When I get coffee from Starbucks, I really tighten down those lids for the insulated vacuum flasks. All of them.

Does Royal Kush have a trademark yet, or registered?

When Trump announced the US was “locked and loaded,” I wonder which of his Fox & Friends got aroused the most? My money is on Il Doocy.

A few years back, when I was still AD military, my office got tasked to do some stupid base detail. Essentially, it was to stand at prominent corners of the base with safety vests on, no reason given to us as to why. So, since it fell on my desk, I grabbed my best subordinate and we took our positions.

I applaud Letitia James.

Ha ha, no.

How high of a drag coefficient is a wet burqa?

Calling Trump a “pussy ass bitch” might get The Prez aroused...

In some cultures/belief systems, being vomited on by a monkey is a sign of good fortune...

So, no chance for a side trip to celebrate afterwards?

I’m glad Il Doocy didn’t ask if anybody have any black friends, not counting the brother in the second row.

Responsible gun owners are always lending out their responsibly acquired guns to friends who can’t pass background checks. Because that’s what they do.