“Mr. Vice President! Mr. Vice President! Now that you’ve shaken the hand of a man who has held the cock of another man who isn’t in the medical profession, do you feel the need to purge yourself? Like in the Crying Game? Mr. Vice President...!”

That’s why people go to Famous Ray’s instead of I Need Just Enough To Make Bail Ray’s.

One might think that someone relying strictly on fried foods and ham slabs would exhibit some outward warning signs, like weight gain. Not so, said his mother.

This Sunday’s NYT Magazine should be extra fun...

Time for Bravo to exploit and cross promote with Ms Beauvais’ MCU connection.

‘Twas the military, so no.

In my case, I volunteered to deploy to Iraq during the 2007 Surge. I was working under leadership that was so toxic, that I would rather go someplace and know that I could possibly be fucked, as opposed to stay where I was and know I was going to be fucked. Or, to put it another way: I would rather take my chances…

Couldn’t find a position in the Trump Administration? I mean, birds of a feather racist together.

Maybe Barron can do a weekend sleepover with Kim’s kids?

Welcome to Atorvastatin country!

Let me tell you, I am very disappointed in China in their timing. Sure, they knew their announcement was going to create major waves in the and get The Prez riled up. However, if they could have just waited right before his flight departed, the Chinese could have given the people/personnel traveling with him that…

Maybe The Prez should update Questions 27 and 28?

Not only did he help himself to an expensive bottle of beer I hid in the back

“Jared, why is it that, when I come back home after visiting Father Dearest that Winter sniffs me then retches and dry heaves...?”

What does Emily Post say:: before or after the garter removal does The Prez get to grab the bride’s privates?

By proxy, Russia owning Greenland...?

The Prez, he’s so moist he’s excreting juices...!

Kid Rock is still waiting for that Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nomination...

Hmm, pit bulls enclosed in an aluminum tube. What could go wrong?

Having an area blocked off would be problematic in itself: 1) How long can someone stay? 2) Who cleans that area? 3) Will the employees have to monitor the area as part of their duties? 3) Can someone leave their stuff there (like they do at Starbucks) and walk out for a phone call, and if so, who is responsible for…