Owning the libs is so easy...!

guilty and tremendously stupid

It’s confirmed that due to his beard he has a chin.

That’s a lot of Jello Pudding Pops.

I always believed Stephen Miller would be the constant K in FMK.

Maybe he’ll replace Greg Gutfeld in the Fox stable?

C’mon, Cletus! It’s time to own the libs...!

When I get coffee from Starbucks, I really tighten down those lids for the insulated vacuum flasks. All of them.

Does Royal Kush have a trademark yet, or registered?

When I was AD military working in South Korea, my duty section was within a fenced in area with a lot of these signs posted around, with a supplemental sign in Korean. Additionally, there was a prominent red demarcation line with the same information painted (English and Korean) in the front, with a Security Forces…

I’m more excited about the Maxell Man movie...

When Trump announced the US was “locked and loaded,” I wonder which of his Fox & Friends got aroused the most? My money is on Il Doocy.

A few years back, when I was still AD military, my office got tasked to do some stupid base detail. Essentially, it was to stand at prominent corners of the base with safety vests on, no reason given to us as to why. So, since it fell on my desk, I grabbed my best subordinate and we took our positions.

I applaud Letitia James.

So, some Saudi prince will have to settle for the Aston Martin Valkyrie instead of getting the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio?

Ha ha, no.

Guess who’s against it...?

How high of a drag coefficient is a wet burqa?

I wonder how long it will take for some dudebros to take a trip to find this new species and try to get them to zap their nads for their youTube channel?