Calling Trump a “pussy ass bitch” might get The Prez aroused...

In some cultures/belief systems, being vomited on by a monkey is a sign of good fortune...

I’m going to go throw in with clean water. During the construction of the western half of the Transcontinental Railroad, water was drunk where it was found. Back when it was being built (1863-1869), no one would have thought that drinking the “local” water was bringing down their workers with illnesses. The workers…

So, no chance for a side trip to celebrate afterwards?

I’m glad Il Doocy didn’t ask if anybody have any black friends, not counting the brother in the second row.

Responsible gun owners are always lending out their responsibly acquired guns to friends who can’t pass background checks. Because that’s what they do.

Thanks, Obama!

“Mr. Vice President! Mr. Vice President! Now that you’ve shaken the hand of a man who has held the cock of another man who isn’t in the medical profession, do you feel the need to purge yourself? Like in the Crying Game? Mr. Vice President...!”

That’s why people go to Famous Ray’s instead of I Need Just Enough To Make Bail Ray’s.

One might think that someone relying strictly on fried foods and ham slabs would exhibit some outward warning signs, like weight gain. Not so, said his mother.

This Sunday’s NYT Magazine should be extra fun...

Time for Bravo to exploit and cross promote with Ms Beauvais’ MCU connection.

‘Twas the military, so no.

In my case, I volunteered to deploy to Iraq during the 2007 Surge. I was working under leadership that was so toxic, that I would rather go someplace and know that I could possibly be fucked, as opposed to stay where I was and know I was going to be fucked. Or, to put it another way: I would rather take my chances…

Couldn’t find a position in the Trump Administration? I mean, birds of a feather racist together.

Maybe Barron can do a weekend sleepover with Kim’s kids?

Welcome to Atorvastatin country!

Let me tell you, I am very disappointed in China in their timing. Sure, they knew their announcement was going to create major waves in the and get The Prez riled up. However, if they could have just waited right before his flight departed, the Chinese could have given the people/personnel traveling with him that…

Maybe The Prez should update Questions 27 and 28?

Had the deal gone through, I would have suggested to Denmark in the old chestnut of cash and carry. Because Trump is known for not paying up.