I doubt the Iranian Mothership could hold three Chris Christies.

The size of the drones themselves varies by eyewitness report, ranging from “a car” to “a dining room table.”

Respectfully, ahem, here:

That’s a nice street. I hope the residents there are going to be alright.

Look up your locals’ pay. My entire local department is over $120k after OT. They’re paid plenty.

Police departments actually actively avoid people who are “too smart”. Many depts reject applicants with IQs deemed too high, believing they’ll become dissatisfied with the job and want to leave.

If you’re 31, you’ve been around long enough to know Tesla’s claims are FOS. To be so unaware that the presence of lights on a major highway doesn’t initiate the takeover of control tells me he was asleep (so does 4am). No effort, even last-second, to apply the brakes confirms that.

“Well, I’m a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors”

But speed limits are no longer enforced.

Well, that’s because...you do things crooked.

I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

Hey you can’t park there!

Aaah, the Discount Tire method...

For Sale. Low miles. Stored indoors. Price firm (I know what’ve got!).

Yet here we are. Russia “won” the Cold War by tricking racist grampa on the facebook machine...

Not surprised bootlickers in western PA would nark on this guy.

Maybe he heard the Mcrib was back

An Italian sounding/looking guy living in Hawaii arrested in Pennsylvania after double-tapping a guy in New York who lived in Minnesota.

Based off the last election, Americans love clowns.