“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
-Pedro

But of course the stable genius wants to run everything...

Grow the fuck up. Words aren’t magic, and as such, what the fuck are they “protecting” anyone from?

The biggest threats to manufacturing jobs is and always has been the management of manufacturing companies.

biggest threat to manufacturing jobs in Michigan

Because they couldn’t say “legal pressures”

Drumpf, as incoherent as the drunk at the end of the bar, and happens to be ranting about the exact same topics as the drunk at the end of the bar.

Don’t be like NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, who was detained at Cancun International Airport for bringing a handgun into the country last year.

Well, that’s the first time Nissan balked at sending out a poorly engineered product! (I’m not letting spelling get in the way of this joke.)

Point me to a lefty multi-billionaire who threatens personal violence against the president, and I’ll hate that guy, too.

Can’t wait for someone to build a deep water sub to visit the wreckage of the Oceangate sub!

To most cops, the worst crime of all is “contempt of cop.” If you don’t do exactly what they say, immediately, you’re a criminal and they’re entitled to do whatever they want to you.

Comb the desert, you say?

Stellantis obviously prefers the pronouns she/it.

LEAVE STELLANTIS ALONE!  LEAVE HIM/HER/IT ALONE!

Weird how merging a bunch of terrible, poorly run car companies didn’t work out..

Now on Bring a Trailer. I’m the leading bidder!

In other news, Jeep discovers the cause of the problem is the dumpster fire at Stellantis HQ.

“Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear.”

Not really into his music but great human being regardless.