Hey now, this site just went a full week without a typo.

“We should build our own module”

That idea was crossed off the board after Elon offered the ISS a miniature submarine, then called Neil Armstrong a “pedo” when NASA turned it down.

Because knee-jerk policy action without rational analysis first was a terrible way to make administrative decisions in 140 characters or less.

Fair but I think before Obama, things were more specific. Most people opposed to Obama simply didn’t like him or want him in power because he was a black man, and representative of a shift in the tides. Bill Clinton was hated by the right, but he was white so they just focused on actual policies. 

Morons.

These dipshits need to read the room. The time for their whining has passed.  The real fight for freedom is being waged by Ukrainians.

These are common people, the salt of the earth, the common clay of the New West, you know...

I mean...I’m looking at pictures of this Ratliff dude, and Hanks isn’t wrong.

Ironically, a corpse.

An Inconvenient Larry.

His country is being invaded by Russia, and he’s actively planning to return to the capitol to help it’s defense, including armed resistance.

In Russia, American grandma’s kitchen is aspirational. Is classy.

Not guilty because the vessel was not sunk by his actions. It was sunk by the weight of his pair.

All the money in the world to buy a yacht, and the interior still looks like my grandma’s kitchen with a “everything must be brown and wood” color scheme befitting the 1970s era in which it was last renovated. 

“Russian ship. Go fuck yourself!”

“Daddy, where do baby airplanes come from?”

Fun fact: Russia’s GDP is smaller than a Chinese metro area’s.

This is offensive to me! Pengy needs to smoke! ;)