While all that’s too much effort, I’m imagining something more like

Am I the only one that was disappointed that they didn’t try an inflatable sex doll to fool supercruise?

The Joker tries to kill me once...ONCE!

“You wanna gets nuts? *smash* LET’S GET NUTS!”

I taught my kids about money playing Monopoly. One of them (around 9 and 6 at the time) came up with the great idea of taking out a loan from the bank. I said sure but every time it’s their turn they have to pay 20% interest on the loan. After about 2 games they decided not to take out loans from the bank. They seem…

In response to this, Spirit Airlines just announced the addition of a “Government monitoring fee” of $5 will be added to each ticket.

Are you fucking serious??? Thanks for the anecdote.
25 million Americans have asthma. 

The government’s money isn’t someone else’s money you nitwit.

2nd Gear: I may be incorrect, and this is the internet so if I am I will be corrected multiple times, but I believe a lot of our existing elevated highways are in need of replacement or massive restructuring. 

I know it’s kind of a cliche at this point, I know I’m sort of sick of it as the go-to for ambitious engine swaps, but...

Personal opinion: A kid’s first car should be bought outright, never financed, never leased. They are going to beat it up and/or destroy it, so there’s a good chance the car itself will not last as long as the note on it. Even if the parents are making the payments, it’s just not a good investment. Buy a cheap used…

Well, sounds like she did enough of the right things to get a share of his fortune then.

I prefer the type “recycling”.

OOORRR

He was pushing to an intersection of roads with shorter names. You know-paperwork.

“Tried to save the trees
Bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap”

Not really. If she didn’t support him, why should he support her?

Probably the best Coogan work for a primer on Partridge (if indeed it be needed; most of it’s actually fairly accessible, since all you really need to know is the hook of “comically egotistical and inept broadcaster and would-be celebrity”) is actually 24 Hour Party People which he plays Tony Wilson, one of the…

Yup. Al Franken was first and foremost a comedian, John Conyers was old and senile, and Weinstein was / is the very definition of a despicable pig.