I truly cannot wait until the inevitable skeletons come inevitably tumbling out of her closet and her political career is ended. Guaranteed she has some dark hidden truths around her. Also, she has cocaine nose. 

Because people are always so good at making good rational choices?

Even his GOP colleagues hate him.

*insert gif of his daughter squirming away as he tries to kiss her*

Has anyone, anywhere, ever, gone on the record to say they personally like Ted Cruz as a human being?

5 years he might have to be responsible for it. 10 years is definitely someone else’s problem.

I assume Trump thought he was pardoning Corey Lewandowski, for... whatever.

Bannon bilked Trump followers. Trump pardons Bannon. Followers rejoice. Irony, schadenfreude, and cosmic justice all in one package.

It’s more the guy who gets out of the sinking car and unerringly comes up to talk to the camera, like it was completely staged. There’s all sorts of little clues that don’t look right.

Yea--no. I been there when cars go in. I’ve been there when bikes going in.  It doesn’t happen like that. The car was still moving-the front wouldn’t go in first-there was no wet spot where the front wheel went in. Funny-just not real.

Yeah, everything is too well framed and focused, and it all flows too perfectly.  It’s totally faked.

Underfoot is a great name.

In further news, singer Billy Ocean has publicly apologized to a Carribean Queen for assuming that they share the same dream.

Haha, fair enough. 2 cats actually. Both are former ferals I rescued about a year ago (they are about 18 months old now) when the momma cat showed up in my yard with her litter. Kept 2, got all (including momma) TNR’ed, and adopted out the others.

This.  It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people who store a couple grand worth of random, seldom used stuff in a garage and leave their $40-50K worth of cars out in the weather.

My Things Armie Hammer is Gonna Apologize For This Week bingo card definitely did not have “besmirching the honor of a Caribbean island’s beauty queen” on it.

If you have a garage, use it to park your car. I live in a subdivision where all the homes have two or three car garages and many of the residents do not park any of their vehicles in their garages. In addition to keeping my cars safer, cleaner and less unpleasant to get into in extreme weather, garaging my cars…

You can’t mention a cat without sharing a photo of the cat. Those are the rules.

...tell me more about this cat.

You had me at 1.