Penguins!

Point of order: Delaware fucking sucks

Vincent Price actually has a grandson named Jody. There’s no real joke to it.

Yeah, turns out that the Greatest Generation lied to us when they wrote about their own history. One example among many, rationing was widely ignored until it was made law.

Yeah, that’s about how long it took most Alliances to implode...

My powerball ticket is also a multitrillion dollar opportunity.

The Greatest American Hero had a lot of problems.

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

Or an even wilder thought - tax the hell out of the rich who made their fortunes on the backs of literally everyone below them.

I genuinely think that China has become the world’s Florida when it comes to things like this

At the poles you just get dizzy.

He clearly didn’t follow load strapping 101:

George Soros, please pay for this very publicly, by giving the money to Hunter Biden. While OAN/FOX NEWS/BREITBART/etc gets exclusive coverage of the giant cheque exchange.

The process of removal is long and painful.

Skip-shift from 1st to 3rd: “I am growing convinced that we will never get consumer driverless cars, just delivery bots hogging the roads.”

I’ve tried and I just can’t get my head wrapped around a car-enthusiast’s longing for drverless cars. This is espeically confusing when that longing is quickly followed up by this…

Neutral: I’m going to agree it will likely be some kind of delivery vehicle.

I think Buttigieg’s nomination is actually pretty interesting, if you care about politics. This is a guy who has just vaulted himself from mayor of a small city, to a Cabinet post running a department that is in itself half the size of said city. He did it by raising his profile with a presidential run—one that was…

Neutral:

Buttigeig is not married to a turtle, won’t be diverting Federal money to his spouse’s state. Might actually do his damn job too, unlike Chao who threw up her hands at the task. So, more than fine with him.

That story has everything but this guy: