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Boris and Natasha motors?

And everyone complains that Toyota doesn't sell exciting cars anymore. 

But did it pass the squirrel test?

It’s Dolly Parton, it’s a joke, she doesn’t take herself very seriously. This is one of many reasons people should be more like Dolly Parton.

putting 20 EVs out there costs an enormous amount of time and resources. You’d think they could come up with a cheaper smokescreen. (and in what way has “Chrysler” surpassed GM?)

1st Gear:

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I assumed the writer was aware of issues like these and was simply using hyperbole to make a point.

Oh, but won’t you think of the poor boomers? They started their rough lives by going to college for next to nothing, then they easily bought a house on an average salary from a job they got by giving the manager a firm handshake regardless of qualifications. They’ve had it so rough, so let’s just keep them working so

Only if companies bring back pensions. The vast majority of workers do not save nearly enough for retirement. Forcing retirement will not be good and lead to more government dependency.

Or just maintain the physical OBDII port that every car has had for the past 25 years so that data can be accessed that way by a technician without opening up any potential security issues with the wireless protocol... which also serves as a backup way to repair the vehicle if something happens to the wireless

This is the same thing that occurs every time a new console generation is released. In some cases, there’s a natural supply constraint; in other cases, it’s artificial.

RIP Amazing Randy.

here’s my suggestion for the far left; just be quiet for a couple of years. i say this as a life-long Democrat and someone that hates tRump with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

There’s a compromise to be had that will return great results while keeping the bird (mostly) intact. Spatchcock it!

Roger Stone?

T-Tony, T-Tony, y-you’re my agent. You have to do something about this. Uh! How can it be the same movie if they’ve changed my character from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Well, actually, that’s... that’s a pretty good explanation.

I was unaware that I put thousands of Americans out of work because I bought a car that had already been built by two companies that had already merged, but I sure do feel badly about that now.

No, this is not acceptable. I was very nice to Mary Barra. I was nice to her and I got her ventilators when she needed them. Now I doubt she could pass a conative test. Follow me here, one of my final acts at president will be to abolish GM (and failing Jalopnik).

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