I see Harrison Ford’s issues aren’t just related to flying...

It did in 19 dickety two.  We had to say dickety because the Kaiser took our word for twenty. 

A mustang, a 3-series, and a dodge journey drive to an intersection.

Florida residents don’t really get surprised when they have an in-the-wild Florida Man spotting, kind of like how Californians don’t really react to earthquakes.

I’m sure I can figure out which pedal is the velocitator, and which one is the decelematrix. - Monty Burns

Nazis going down with the ship is so spot on in 2020.

There is an established career paths for rich kids who resent their parents: documentary filmmaker and podcaster.

Given the sales market right now they may have given him a 0% interest loan for 120 months with $3 down.  He might have been able to swing the payments.

Parsecs?

Because they aren’t thinking about what’s really going on with the economics. Yeah, cars today are cheaper than they’ve ever been especially when you factor in capabilities and reliability, but unless you’re upper-middle-class or higher, wages are more stagnant than they’ve ever been in your lifetime. Used to be by…

NO! This thing is immaculate, Tracy would leave it outside where it would rust, fade and probably be caked with engine oil all over the inside. This van deserves better.

Greedo should have been shot for wearing THOSE heels

probably falls between the seats 

Look. I like Jalopnik, and most of the authors. But none of you are pilots, as far as I can tell, and it really shows.

You know how many times I’ve seen people cross the active when they’re not supposed to, especially at municipal airports? How many times I’ve misheard ATC and been corrected by my co-pilot, or vice…

Cox research indicates that the supply and demand curves are inverted, which mutually satisfies consumers at both ends of the spectrum.

No One Knows What’s Happening with the Used Car Market

Always has to lead with the negative news.  Why not something positive so we can find some common ground?  

Kids these days don’t get 35-year-old song references. Nor will they get off my damn lawn.

Ohm, it's called a pun. Why the resistance?

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