The Braves fans shouldn’t have an issue with this as they’re already used to saying the n word only when POC aren’t around.

Israel merely wants the right to exist peacefully in their place in the Middle-East.

Have you ever found yourself wondering why the unbiased rational people tend to have the opposing view?

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

Roll Tide.

There are at least 6 Alex’s in my office (men and women).

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

Could a giant sinkhole please swallow both teams when they are @Atlanta? Just the teams and the stadium please.

China: [fires Rockets]

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

I hadn't noticed the "Free The Juice" sign in the background.

Exactly. How was this going to end well? Evil Knievil had a better plan for the Snake River Canyon.

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

“What was he thinking?”

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.