Baseball has double the games as basketball and their arenas hold more people.

Sucks for Bowers. I bet he's going to miss working in the British Virgin Islands.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

The Miami Marlins: A #2 Production

“Simmons threw an angry elbow directly to Lowry’s tender bits.”

I see your Judo Joe Black and raise you Paul Fisher, who can’t even lock up properly, and almost Kevin Wares his leg taking a clothesline.

“Look, we priced it at $89.99 for a reason.”

That’s the best pizza exchange between fans since 2007.

We’re already at 84 months no interest. Not sure where to go from here. Car mortgage?

I don’t see any real point in calling anyone names but even if these kids didn’t know what their parents were doing they still were oblivious to the point where they didn’t have the grades/smarts to get into some of these schools and didn’t realize something was amiss at their acceptance. Maybe they’re just dopey…

This is the only Kuiper belt I am aware of-

The height of that bar is statistically indistinguishable from ground level.

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

“Big deal.  Now do it twice in one inning.” (Fernando Tatis Sr.)

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

That's how things are around new england, take the letter "r" off of words like "car," and add it to words like "pizza"

"If I see some guy I'm gonna throw a piece of pizzer at him"