If you don’t know that the CEO of GM is Mary Barra, then this must be your first visit to this site. She’s mentioned in The Morning Shift at least once a week.

Pence rides on the back of motorcycles.

That dog is definitely a campaign asset.

Projection is a powerful delusion.

1st Gear:

The name of the sportscaster in the CarShield commercials is Chris “Boomer” Berman of ESPN fame, not Chris Brown.

JetBlue can probably just drag this out for a few months, and the problem will go away entirely.

Actually, it is estimated that about 1/3 of the Greek “economy” is based on black market & smuggling.  Giant cruise ships bringing in thousands of strangers provides great cover for that illicit activity.

You think mercenary tow truck drivers aren’t also MAGA idiots?  I would think that Venn Diagram is a plain circle.

He’s an investment banker. He has only one value, and that is “I take other people’s money.”

Kyle has to be laughing at being called a “plucky engineer”. I guess considering some of the other projects he’s done (2001 Odyssey body on wrecked Model S Plaid chassis; turbo-charged shopping cart; jet powered razor scooter), that might be accurate.

That’s right up there with the privileged white girl pulled over for DUI who says to the cop, “Do you know who my father is?” and the cop’s reply is “No, didn’t your mother tell you?”

You missed the part where the SCOTUS gets to decide what the Constitution means.

The next step for the current SCOTUS is to declare Roman Catholicism the official state religion.

A Miami Marlins hat proves that she gets her wardrobe from the lost & found at the bowling alley.  There are no Miami Marlin fans.

You just leave it in neutral. 

Hey fellas, how ‘bout noggin’ it off?

That car is probably just as much a piece of garbage as whatever “agreement” these two psychos signed. Two countries famous for ignoring treaties and laws making a pact with each other is not a cause for worry. North Korea makes trash munitions which will be used by alcoholic Russian troops who more likely to harm…

Considering the number of people whose core technical skills seem to be turning off automatic headlights and spellcheck, this asshat probably turned off as many driver safety features as possible.

Why isn’t this asshole’s name and home city repeated multiple times in the article?  Shame this dude back into the cave.