Missed opportunity for a pun headline like, “How to Dragon your Train.”

It happened, and it’s on film. Tommy was a bit of a real life Zelig of the counter-culture.  

Any discussion of compulsory square dancing in American schools should reference the seminal episode of The Wonder Years titled “Square Dance” (S2E15), which featured a classic one-off character, Margaret Farquhar.

They went the human route instead.

2nd Gear:

Among the many reasons I don’t do delivery is that I far too frequently get mis-delivered food at my doorstep that was intended for the same apartment number at one of the two complexes that are next to mine. One of those mis-deliveries was last Christmas morning when I found a delivery from McD’s left at my door. I…

What if the original owner was “John Voit”?

John Brown was a violent, grifting psychotic who vowed to “Purge this land with blood”. He should have been hanged long before 1859. The primary difference is that JB wasn’t a coward who hid when shit really did hit the fan. Be happy his body lies buried in the ground.

“Buy him out, boys!”

Gen Z would have organized a flash mob protest that would have quickly devolved into selfies with the sign and probably people sitting in the road to “raise awareness” of something horrible they think is happening on the other side of the world.

Christopher Hitchens used to refer to Diana as a “vapid disco queen”.

It’s the kind of name you get when the question of fatherhood has wishfully been narrowed down to two choices.

Isn’t F1' strategy in the US just getting folks like Shaq, Serena, Timberlake, et al, to show up and make the event the place for “cool kids” to hang out, and, most importantly, to been seen being too rich to even watch the race? That’s what the Miami event turned out to be. Putting this race on late at night just…

I suppose the cargo hold of a plane is better than a hospital.

I wonder how many people that are pushing the RFKjr candidacy have actually heard him speak. I mean, not his words, but his actual voice. How can someone with an almost invisible single thread of a vanishing vocal chord be able to give a full campaign’s worth of speeches? His voice makes Miles Davis sound like…

Sounds like the kind of place where the patrons could just as easily leave their brats back home with the nanny.

“We were just PRETENDING to hate each other on set! How could anyone believe the performances of two talented actors who were totally committed to their parts?”

It’s amazing how many Duran Duran hits would have been perfect as the title of an episode of Miami Vice:

KHQ is a Spokane tv station, so I suspect that Vanessa Russell lives in the sparsely populated eastern part of Washington state. While I don’t have the crime statistics for Spokane county, as a 45+ year resident of WA, I can tell you that she does not live in a “high” crime neighborhood. If she can afford a Telluride,…